Find a spot?
Ever been someplace that is so rediculously busy that you spend more time looking for a spot to put your overpriced hunk of metal than you do actually doing something there? Well, a while back I visited a buddy of mine that lives back in Maryland, and we decided to go to Anapolis and walk around for a while and just enjoy our time.
Let me tell you something.. . . . If you've never been to annapolis you should go, now! this very minute. It's is an increadibly beautiful place. I've been to a lot of places in my life, none of which I'm going to go into right now, but just trust me when I say it's AWESOME.
Anyhow, back to what I was talking about. So Chad(my buddy), his roommate Layne and I all drive down there to enjoy what it has to offer. Now we drove in separate cars because Layne was coming from somewhere else, so we decided to just meet there. We actually end up running into him part way through the journey, and so we head down there following eachother. He's in the lead and as we pull up is somehow able to find parking immediatly, lucky bastard!
Chad and I end up wandering around for parking for almost half an hour! Can you believe that? In case you missed it I said, HALF AN HOUR!!! I was driving because, well I don't know why, but just accept that I was. Finally I found this spot to park, and being the courtious person I am, I turn on my blinker so people know my intentions regarding this prime piece of cement. As the person is backing out this girl just whips right in there like nobodys business. I honk and give her "the look" to no avail. After much cursing, and about another 15 minutes we were able to find a replacement spot.
Now there was some cursing, and denouncing her entire family, but that all swiftly went away as we are walking around this gorgeous place. We're just getting ready to head back to the car after looking at all the various shops and getting some ice cream.
As we're heading down the main boulevard to the car to head home we hear what can only be described as the howl of some sort of African Ass Monkey. What does this animal say to us?? "Find a parking spot aaasswole?!?!?!?" Now this is said is a pseudo southern accent, and is not the kind that one would find attractive. My friends and I are so stunned but this unexpected show of hate that we don't have an immediate response. Quick to gather my senses I say what will forever be know as the worst thing I've ever said out loud in public to another human being, and I dare not repeat such a thing. Just rest assured that the look on her face as she drove away was worth all the appaled looks I got from everyone that was within earshot.
Let me tell you something.. . . . If you've never been to annapolis you should go, now! this very minute. It's is an increadibly beautiful place. I've been to a lot of places in my life, none of which I'm going to go into right now, but just trust me when I say it's AWESOME.
Anyhow, back to what I was talking about. So Chad(my buddy), his roommate Layne and I all drive down there to enjoy what it has to offer. Now we drove in separate cars because Layne was coming from somewhere else, so we decided to just meet there. We actually end up running into him part way through the journey, and so we head down there following eachother. He's in the lead and as we pull up is somehow able to find parking immediatly, lucky bastard!
Chad and I end up wandering around for parking for almost half an hour! Can you believe that? In case you missed it I said, HALF AN HOUR!!! I was driving because, well I don't know why, but just accept that I was. Finally I found this spot to park, and being the courtious person I am, I turn on my blinker so people know my intentions regarding this prime piece of cement. As the person is backing out this girl just whips right in there like nobodys business. I honk and give her "the look" to no avail. After much cursing, and about another 15 minutes we were able to find a replacement spot.
Now there was some cursing, and denouncing her entire family, but that all swiftly went away as we are walking around this gorgeous place. We're just getting ready to head back to the car after looking at all the various shops and getting some ice cream.
As we're heading down the main boulevard to the car to head home we hear what can only be described as the howl of some sort of African Ass Monkey. What does this animal say to us?? "Find a parking spot aaasswole?!?!?!?" Now this is said is a pseudo southern accent, and is not the kind that one would find attractive. My friends and I are so stunned but this unexpected show of hate that we don't have an immediate response. Quick to gather my senses I say what will forever be know as the worst thing I've ever said out loud in public to another human being, and I dare not repeat such a thing. Just rest assured that the look on her face as she drove away was worth all the appaled looks I got from everyone that was within earshot.
posted by Erich Tabert at 9:23 PM
1 Comments:
lmao. It's bad, but it does feel good sometimes, doesn't it?
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